LET'S GET TO 2,000 MEMBERS
WARNING LEVEL 3:
In order to contain the spread of Featuritis
, our administration is mandating that we reach a capacity of 2,000 members
before we unleash the be-all and end-all vaccine that will resolve the issue at hand.
This vaccine is labeled "ACF v.1," appropriately named Authors-Club Feature version 1. When we achieve a status of 2,000 club members, everyone who registered with our administration will receive a feature.In order to register, adhere to the following procedure:
1.) Comment below with...
the name that you wish to be identified by
link the work of prose or poetry that you wish to be featured.
a message or wish that you want to announce (make it appropriate) - this is optional
link a work of literature of someone else's that you wish to have featured (they do not have to be a member)
If you follow this step appropriately, it will look as follows:"My name is Samantha. Please feature _______. I wish for _______. I ask that you feature my friend's poem ______."
Remember -- the vaccine/feature will not be released until we hit 2,000 members.
You must submit a comment in order to be featured/listed among the survivors.
If you wish to cure the strain of Featuritis
, spread the word around (favorite/comment)! We want to feature as many people infected as possible. The bigger the feature, the better!
SUPPORT THE CLUB:
Donate points to our fund account, Authors-Club-Fund**DISCLAIMER: Featuritis is a fictional "disease" and this is a quick feature not meant to offend anyone.